Dr Juice

Happy Turkey Day.
Yeah, you thought I woud put you down like an old barking dog, but this is Thanksgiving and it's almost like we're distant cousins through marriage.

So, you're wondering what Dr. Juice is thankful for. Well I will give you a few things I am thankful for in no particular order.

*IATF you needing me.
*IATF the universal mental healthcare I am giving.
*IATF situations where Bar-b-que sauce &/or gravy are needed.
*IATF momma nem.

Enough about me, I am here to help you. Here is a tip that will help everyone understnand what You Should Be Thankful For.

YSBTF people making appropriate underwear decisions around you. Ladies, YSBTF for boxers or boxer and brief combos. I know you are thinking, "Tighty Whiteys are not cool." Well, they also make men's bikini briefs that will have your man looking like he's hiding an old phone reciever from the basement, with the curly cord, in his draws. You know, the coffee filter with loose grinds along the thigh. Again, YSBTF regular undies.(NO HOMO just facts lol)

Fellas! Yeah, some of y'all feel you can't lose with women's underwear. At the worst, she won't have any on or you keep thinking about how to get in the panties while getting her out of the panties. See, that's why I am the doctor.

Often times, no draws isn't for panty lines, it is because she won't do laundry. Yeah, I said it. And while you are behind closed doors smelling bras and putting them on top of your head like a New Era 5150 D cup fitted, keep in mind you might be filling your lungs with a combo of breast sweat from the Tuesday before last and body spray.
So fellas, YSBTF clean underwear of any kind Yeah, matching is cool, but see, if she is wearing the colors of your favorite sports team she can be your own personal cheerleader.
You know: Yellow panties + blue bra = Hail to the Victors
Now go score that touchdown.

So, what have we learned with this?
One, Find situations where you can use gravy or Bar-b-que sauce.
Two, if she is wearing green panties and a white bra, let her know, "THIS IS SPARTA!" After that, you already know what time it is.
Three, if you can see upper and outter thigh and what looks like those 5 missing tea bags can be found on your man because of a lack of fabric coverage, it is time to go shopping.